So, after much ado, much threatening of legal action, and having to literally order the company to refund my (improperly billed, canceled account's) payment, I actually managed to get my January GoGoGirlfriend box! ZOMGx0rs. Hell, this company is so much of a joke that I can't help but to almost wish I'd kept my subscription, just so I can keep track of their shenanigans! :D
So I got my December box. It could have been a lot worse, given how poorly the company treated me, but... for $12.99, it sure could have been a lot better.
So... I got...
1. Floating candle
2. Blossoms Lip Gloss
3. Terry velcro headband
4. Renuderma Creamy Cleansing Lotion
5. Crayon de Levre in "Current"
6. Blum's Naturals Cleansing Towelette in "Organic Orange Peel" and "Organic Grape"
7. Comodyne Self-Tanning Towelette
What to make of this? I actually liked it more when I pulled it out of the box than I did typing it up. The two cleaning towelettes I'll definitely use. I might use the floating candle sometime when I'm feeling decadent, I can always use another lipgloss... maybe the headband will come in handy someday, too. I will absolutely never have any use for a tanning product, so that will be going into a swap/blogsale pile fo sho.
So I'll use the "crayon de levre" as an eyeliner, but... I kind of have a sneaking suspicion that it's a misspelling of "currant" given the color. LOL @ Blossoms (if that's actually who is selling this).
In short, I'm pretty sure GoGoGirlfriend still owes me one more box, but their incomprehensible and moronic customer service department isn't worth the hassle of emailing even one more time to try and figure things out. I'm looking forward to seeing them go belly-up soon, and I hope that there's a legal investigation into this one. It's a hell of a scam, but hey, at least the box is entertaining...
... and I have one giantass floating candle to use someday. Give me a few decades and maybe I'll even feature it in a blog post.